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Lernin' Yerself
Scouse
Updated: 10 June 2020
Part One - Warriz "Scouse?" (What Is Scouse?)
Many people have visited my site over the past dozen or more years. I have had many queries about "exactly what is a scouser" and, from Craig in Houston, "what is Scouse"? So I have decided to redo what used to be on my domain a few months ago; that is, "lernin' about scouse" and the language of the Scouser. Firstly here is Fritz Spiegel's explanation of what scouse actually is, from his mini book (pronounced boook!) entitled Lern Yerself Scouse, published by Scouse Press Liverpool 1984 edition, first published in 1965 at the height of the "Mersey Boom" in the music world. There are many definitive versions of Scouse, as in the food, but this has to be the nearest to "warriz da troof". Ma Boyle's, behind St Nicks Church on the Pier Head, does a lovely Scouse. But it goes quick, so you'd berra leg it if you want some. I also get the odd email about the exact usage of certain werds or phrases. The descriptives below and their meanings are from the 1960 era and before the wars. Certain phrases have come into the modern liverpool like one that was mentioned to me recently "ello darlin' - this is of course "cockney" - which is now officially a dead dialect as those "born in the sound of bow bells", no longer exist as the bells came down years ago. The modern words used in Liverpool are not proper scouse, not for another few decades anyway!! I recently had an email stating that he thought some of the "werds" were a bit dated. True. These are original scouse expressions that survived into the 60s, in the main, and that's the best scouse. Modern day "werds" get lost in translation and some are probably not unique to Liverpool. I actually had an email recently claiming they had never heard of the word "Wack"! I suggest a return to school la, wack was very defo a scouse werd! I got an email today ( June 31st 2006) from "down under" from an ex pat (Pete) who is coming home; this is what he has to say: I'm a Scouser who has been living Down Under for the last 14 years but my wife and I are planning our return home because our little fella is one hell of a footy player and is aiming to become a pro. I read with interest on your web site about some people who believed "Wack" was not a part of the Scouse dialect. Living and growing up in Liverpool and Huyton during the 50s, 60s and 70s I know for a fact that "Wack" was an integral part of the Scouse dialect. When I was a kid it was deemed a real honour to be called Wack because, as kids, we associated it with being a hard knock. Also, I recall being called "Wacker" on occasion. You may already have heard of this usage and it might be worth mentioning it in future publications. For example, I used to be greeted thus: "Alright, Wacker! 'Ows it goin', Lah?" I rather think 'wack' was a 50s or early 60s word that was invented by a pop star or something as it vanished into the 70s.
Its now January 2015, after a long long time, I received two emails in
one day about the dialect. I got to thinking about it and reailsed that
the scouse dialect and the english language as a whole is becoming
extinct. Scouse certainly is, as kids now grow up with US games, US
videos and US speak and the garbage served up on tv originating in the
USA is pathetic. Everything is becoming americanised and even the
proper english spelling of words is making way for the lazy US spelling
and I won't even go down that road to text speak, bloody awful. I recall
a very racist song from the 60s and have a new version; 'I'd rather be a
scouser than a Yank, yes I would'. (apologies to Simon & Garfunkel!!)
Language wise, thats certainly true. I have not lived 'up der' since
1981, but still have 'me accent'. This is a 'history page' on scouse and
some may find 'offence' in this politically correct prison we now live
it, tough - its history and you cant change the past. Labskaus (Sailors
dish, original recipe) There are several variations of this, in several countries, but this is the nearest and almost certainly arrived in Liverpool on German or scandinavian sailing vessels plying their trade. However, we may safely conclude that the origin of Scouse is to be found in some ships galley on the high seas, it matters little which nationality, as sailors had a habit of giving international status to their songs, yarns and certainly, their diseases. Language Ok - lets start with the lingo. These are scouse (liverpudlian) phrases and their "Queen's English" translation. References in this go back, many to Victorian times. Liverpool was a poor place to live. References to coloured people are neither rascist nor derogatory, it was purely descriptive, Liverpool being one of the original cosmopolitan cities in the whole of the UK. If anyone out der az an update fer me on new werds I wud be ferever grateful! I do not know modernisations like for example - what's scouse for skateboard or mountain bike? This is more by way of a Scouse history lesson than modern equivalents. By history, I mean - pre 70s, before Liverpool had a footy team, apart from Everton. oh and Tranmere Rovers across the river! I support none of these by the way. Thanks to John Cook for some additions. He disagrees about some but most agree with most, so its not farroff, izit eh la? Its not the definitive list either - many werds are not wrote! I rewrote this, turning it into a form of alphabet, sort of! Makes it easier to double check werds like what I wrote. Great eh? These words are mostly those used post WW2 and up to the 70s. |
Second bit - Da Werds
aah-eh or arr ay | Its not fair! |
A cuppa tea an' a long sit-down | It is cold outside |
ackers | cash |
ace | well done |
Antwaccky, dead antwacky | really old; Ancient |
any road | Anyways, whatever |
allus | always |
Arl arse | mean person. Maybe 'tight arse' might be more descriptive. |
Arse Bandit, Shirt lifter, queer as a nine bob note | Homosexual |
axe | ask, as in Don't axe me? |
avin a barney | having an arguement |
Ay ay | I Say! |
Ay La! | I say, young man |
'avin' a bevvy | Having a drink of beer |
arrers, chuckin arrers | darts, playing darts |
Allee 'o | Tick, Tag, played in the alleys |
'arf chocker | Half an house brick as opposed to a complete one. |
Ar kid | My brother, my sister |
'ave yer tapped? | Has the young lady agreed to your advances? |
'arf a bar | 2 shillings and sixpence, a half crown. About 12 1/2p nowadays |
arf a sheet | 10 shillings |
am carryin' or brewsted | I am affluent at present |
am on me arse 'ere | skint, poor |
Ar moggy | Our cat |
arse bandit | homosexual |
bail out | leave, exit a place |
bags, bags of | loads, lots |
backie, crogger | passenger ride on bicycle |
barney | arguement |
bayo, baydin pool | swimming baths |
bender | prolonged drinking session, now quite common amongst teenagers *binging* |
biddies or nits | head lice |
Binned | Thrown out by your bird/feller |
bells | nautical. See you at 7 bells (Oclock) |
blitzed, chemicked, kaelied | very drunk |
bevvied | drunk, bevvy - drink. |
bent | could be as in a homosexual or stolen property or disreputable (as in not straight) |
bezzie | best, as in bezzie mate - bezzies - best clothes |
bike | girl of easy virtue, likes a ride, entertains anyone |
Binbagged | Thrown out by your bird/feller |
Boogaroff | No, please depart |
buttons | Marble substitutes |
Blammo or Blabbo | a black person |
Basil belly | Fat man |
Bar, nicker | 1 pound note |
Blocker | Bowler Hat |
brassik | skint -borassic lint - skint |
biddy rake | special comb for removing hair lice - nits - biddies |
bifta | fag, ciggie, smoke |
bint, berd | girl |
bootle buck | hard faced lady |
bulk, in bulk | laughing, act of laughing as in, 'I told him and 'e wuz in bulk!' |
Buttie | Sandwich, slice of bread and butter |
Bummin' | Begging |
carry on like that and yewl be chewin a brick | If you persist in this you will have your face in a wall |
Chuck | Bread, food. Also to throw eg: chuck uz de ball la? |
Cum 'ed den | Well, come on then? |
chuffed, dead chuffed | happy, very happy. Word originated in Yorkshire. |
casey | full sized proper footy ball |
crozzy | riding on the crossbars (bike) |
Cold enuff fer two purra bootlaces | The weather is very cold |
Conny onny | condensed milk - spread on bread by kids for a very sweet butty. |
Corpy | The corporation (pre council days!). |
Council Pop | Water |
Chip Buttie | Chips between two slices of bread |
Chippy | The Fish & Chip Shop |
Chuckun, chuckuz | Throwing, throw me |
chocker, chocka | can also mean full eg: me bags chocker; me 'eads chocker |
crack on | recognise someone |
crack | from irish craic; good time |
creased | knackered, tired, worn out |
Cogger, left footer | Catholic |
College pudden | Person who passed the 11+ and went to grammar/college school. |
creased | doubled up, its funny, as in creased up. |
Crimbo | Christmas |
Crosscut | Chinese woman |
cozzie | swimming suit |
Corksucker | An American (pulling corks out of bottles with teeth a la Westerns) |
Cud wind de liver clock | Tall person |
Cudn take you to the Adelphi | you drop your food on the floor. (Famous Adelphi, a dead posh hotel) |
Cost millyins | Expensive |
Cow-juice | Milk |
Corned Dog | Corned Beef |
Conny-onny | Condensed Milk |
damage | cost, price |
dale | they will |
darryl | that will |
Dis pura kecks is too tight | These trousers are tight |
Dale, as in dale do | They will, They will do |
De clock | The face |
Dee ooter, snotter | The nose |
dead | very eg: dead good, 'dead' spot on |
dead cert | meaning a certainty |
dead gear | really great, amazing |
deko, giz a deko | Look, can I have a look |
deese are me bezzies | These are my best clothes |
dats ace | that is really superb |
Darrafact | Is that so? |
defo, for defo | certain, certainly, definitely |
diesel do | these will be fine, thank you or these will have to do |
divvy, dozey | stupid |
dimps | Recently discarded cigarette butts still with a few "drags" left in them |
diesel fitter | dees will fit dis, dees will fit dat |
dunno a blind werd 'e sez? | I do not understand him |
do one | run away, or tell someone to run away |
Do ya wanna wake up wid a crowd around yer? | Fairly obvious. I will knock you out and leave you with a crowd gathering |
Do ya like da food in de hozzie? | Same as above but ending up in hospital. |
dockers butty | sandwich on really thick slices of bread |
dolled up, done up | overdressed |
doddle | easy |
Don't talk wet! | Don't talk so stupidly |
Down de jigger | Into this alley or along this alley |
dollypegs | The legs |
der t'ingy | any object whatsoever without a name coming to mind |
De mickeys are lettin' on de roof | Pigeons are alighting on the roof |
De shawlies wuz janglin' | Irish ladies were gossiping |
Der muckman, de binnie | Refuse collector |
De rentfella | Rent Collector |
De clubman | Insurance collector, or other collector |
De ragman | The old clothes man |
de tallyman | Hire purchase collector |
De tatter | Rag collector |
De milkfella | Milk Man |
De lecky man | The electric meter reader |
Dem | They, those |
de bizzies, scuffers | Police - I think Bizzie comes from a "busy body" |
De firebobby or Ikky the firebobby | A Fireman |
Diddyman | Small person |
De unkill | My uncle |
De ant | My Aunt |
De jigger rabbit | Stray cat; feral |
De pool | The City of Liverpool |
De one eyed city | Birkenhead |
De Anfield bone orchard | Anfield Cemetery |
De grotter | Santa's grotto - in dept stores |
De cazzy | Cast Iron Shore, Dingle |
De bayoes | Public Baths, bayoes; from bathing or baydin |
De Mersey Funnel or Paddy's Wigwam | Catholic Cathedral |
De Lanny | The Landing Stage, Pier Head |
De Onion Patch | Anfield Football Ground |
De black ouse | Royal Liver Buildings (no longer black but restored) |
De whatsit | The - forgotten the name of it, the thingy? |
Desert wellies | Sandals |
De entrance fee, de latchlifter | price of a half pint |
Dem's Martin 'enries | Cheap clothes |
Dollar | Five shillings, five bob |
Doin' me 'ead in | Making me angry |
duff | defective, broke. |
Up the duff | pregnant |
'edcase | complete idiot, loony, mad |
Ee wont crack on | He is ignoring us |
Ee yockered on me | He spat at me |
Ee wuz gawpin' wid eyes like 'atpegs | He looked surprised |
Ee's a gud skin | An agreeable fellow |
Ee's a mush | A stranger |
Ee lewks like de 'unchback of Knotty Ash | Of a rather grotesque appearance |
Ere, tatty 'ead! or 'Ay, Judy! | I say, young woman |
Eh! Dis is blind Scouse! | There's no meat in my stew |
Ere's yer 'at, wur's de 'urry? | Its been nice but I have to go now |
'e orta | he really should .... |
er bristlers | her bosom |
Eye Wipe! | You have been proved to be incorrect! (Had your eye wiped because you were upset to be found out to be wrong). |
Eyes like pee-oles in de snow | Small deep set eyes |
Farder bunloaf | Catholic priest |
fagger out | fielder at cricket |
Franny | Francis |
Fades | Damaged, therefore cheap, apples |
Finnyaddy | Finnan Haddock |
Flies symmetry (sounds like) cemetery in reality! | Eccles Cake or Chorley Cake, unsure of which. |
Fluky, a fluke | Lucky, a bit of luck, jammy |
fruit | homosexual |
frisby or lezzie | lesbian |
flim | £5 note |
fur coat and no knickers | made a lot of money, on her back, loose woman |
boff | to fart |
gaffer | the boss, foreman |
gaff | house, home |
gander | have a look, as in 'ave a gander, will ya?' |
gear | marvellous, good, smashing |
ghostin' | Going with a workman to work, watching him and doing nothing |
Gissome | Please serve us with.. |
Gizalite | Could you oblige me with a match please? |
gob | mouth |
gobbin' off | big mouth, boaster |
gob iron | harmonica |
Go 'ed den | Well, go on then? |
Goppin' | anything dirty, filthy, not nice, tastes awful, even a person! |
Give uz some or Gizza lorra or gizzum | Give me, a large portion please, or give to me now |
Gizza dirty big plate ov | A VERY large portion please |
Gear or dat wuz de gear (followed by belch) | Thanks, I enjoyed that |
Gear, de gear | Excellent, suitable, satisfactory |
Got no bayden cozzie | I have no swim suit |
Give yer chin a rest | Be silent |
Gorran 'ead as big as Birken'ed | Rather self assured, ego |
Gorra mouf like a parish oven | Rather talkative |
gammy 'anded, cack 'anded | Left handed |
gob | mouth, to spit |
gozzie, gozzie eyed | squinty eyes |
Giz a sub? | Can you lend me an advance, some money? |
goosegog | gooseberry |
graft | work |
grass | inform, informer, to "shop" someone, snitch |
grotty | squalid, horrible, eg: dead grotty. Feeling grotty, feeling sick, Grotty = Grotesque |
got de coppers | Got money |
Hey! Yu wid de 'ead! | Waiter! |
Icky the fire bobby | Possibly answer to who were you with last night, reply icky - mind your own business. I also have a vague memory of someone being called Icky, the bare bum fire bobby??? |
I wanna | I want to |
iddle do | it will do |
I'le mug yer | My treat! |
Its crackin' de flags | The weather is hot (flags = flagstones) |
I wanna new wicker wacker | I require a new suit, my man |
I wanna | I require |
'im | derisively - My husband (pointing) |
Its fer me fellas carryin out | It is for my husbands packed lunch |
jazzy | smart |
Joe Gerk's or the big 'ouse | Walton Prison |
jacks 'n ollies | Five Stones (game) |
Jam butty | Jam Sandwich |
jammy | lucky, see fluky |
jarg | fake designer clothes |
jerry | chamber pot |
jigger | back alley, entry. Could be formed from African word 'jig jig' meaning sexual activity. I have also heard of shady dealings as in 'jiggery pokery' |
jigger rabbit | Alley cat |
Jud | George |
judy | girl |
Joey | Threepenny piece |
kaylied | drunk |
Kewins wid a pin | Small shellfish |
Kirkby Kiss | Head butting an opponent in the face. |
Knackers' Yard (Ready for da) | Deaths Door! Feeling a persons age |
knockers | breasts |
Kop off | where I lived it meant get off with a girl |
Kelly's Barn | St George's Hall |
lamp, lamp ya | strike one, I will hit you |
Lal | Harry |
La | young man (see also email at base of page) - quite possibly from the Malay 'lah' meaning please or a polite inflection on a command. Or indeed the Chinese La |
lanny | Princes Landing Stage, Pier Head |
Last | Rubbish, as in "That's Last!" |
lavvy, lav | toilet |
lecky | electric |
Leg it! | Lets escape, ******* is coming, run! |
Lego 'ouse (new word) | One of the new building infesting the Pier Head (2012) |
Less bunk into de pictures | Lets go into the film without paying, bunkin' - getting in for free |
lemme | let me? Permit Me |
lugole | The ear |
Lissen to 'is rantin | He is knocking loudly |
Livin' over de brush | Living in sin |
Luggy | person with only one ear |
Loop de loop | Soup |
lorra | large amount |
loosie | single cigarette |
Lolly Ice | Frozen Fruit (or flavoured) juice on a stick |
made up | pleased |
mate | seems to have replaced wack, wacker |
Make yer name Walker, Wack | Please go away |
marmalise | beat up |
Muck in - yer at yer grannies | Bon Appetit! |
Me Ma'll deck ya | (If you persist in this) my mother will hit you |
mingy | mean, stingy |
mitts | The hands, or type of glove |
Mery's stepdashin' | Mary is scrubbing the steps |
Me Nin, me gran, me nan | My grandmother |
Me owl gerl, me mam | My mother |
Me judy, me tart | My lady friend, wife |
me fella | My boy friend, husband |
me gerls ole fella | My father in law |
Me dar, de ole man | My father |
Meladdo | An unnamed, but known, person |
moey, gob, cakehole | The mouth |
Naish | Ignatius |
naff | useless |
naff off | polite way of saying F*** Off |
nicker | £1 note |
nits, biddies | lice |
nitty nora | School nurse (searching for head lice = nits) Nitty Nora the biddy explorer |
Not wert a lite | Valueless |
nouse | intelligence |
Nearly in me burr webs | My shoes are worn out |
Nudger | Baguette |
nutt'n | nothing |
oavy | overtime |
Oldies or Twerlies | Old People |
ollies | marbles |
og, meg | A half penny |
ocker | Shilling |
ozzy | hospital |
purra flukes 'ead onum | he hit me hard |
pickun an kewins | The contents of a finger up the nose then withdrawn! |
Plazzie | made of plastic, or a fake. Plazzie scouser, person from The Wirral (like me!). |
Purra zip on it | Please be silent |
Proddy Dog | Protestant |
Professer Messer | didactic person |
Pea Wack | Pea Soup |
rennie | rent collector |
Roadey or Rhodey Bacon | Streaky Bacon or back bacon - with rind |
ropey | dodgy quality, dead ropey (decidedly odd or dodgy), also feeling ropey, sick, not right. |
saggin' skewl | playing truant |
satdee, sundee | when people who work, don't; weekend |
Sarneys | Sandwiches |
Sarann | Sarah Ann |
Sarawak | Farewell, sir - (tara wack) |
sanny | sanitary inspector |
scally | loveable rogue, or simply a rogue, also scallywag |
scraps | cheap left overs in butchers (reminds me of a Tom O'Connor joke: Mother: Can I have some scraps for the dog? Child: Oh great, we're gerrin' a dog!!). |
scrappin' | fighting, rough play |
screw | burgle as in "screw" an 'ouse |
scone 'ead | unknown origin, term of greeting as in 'Ay up Scone Head!' |
scoff, scram | food |
segs, lazzie an' ups | Marble variations |
shirtlifter | homosexual |
schtum! | Keep Quiet! |
short-arse | small |
slummie | small change |
Sterry | Sterilized Milk |
Scoop | Pint, usually of beer. From when beer was "scooped" out of barrels. |
Scouse | Pot-au-feu l'hiver poule |
Scuffer | cop, copper, policeman |
Snot rag (or more politely gartons - snot rag backwards) | hankerchief |
sock robber | person from a less than nice area |
Shut yer gob an' ger on with yer knitting | you're talking like an old woman, please be quiet. |
Scaldy | swimming hole, part of canal warm with industrial effluent |
Skippin' leckies | Illicit riding on trams |
Slummy | loose change |
So watch it kiddo, cus you couldn't punch you way out of a wet echo. | You are simply not up to it, so be careful. |
sparrer legs | thin legs |
speck. my speck | This is my speck, this is where I stand , sit. nobody is allowed in this 'speck' - its MINE!" |
Splosh | Money |
She (or he) giv 'im de rounds | They had an altercation (as in boxing!) |
Smoked Irishman or smoked Paddy | Coloured person |
Standing round like one of Lewis' | In relation to the assistants, at Lewis' Dept store, standin' around. |
Steerie | plank of wood with wheels attached. |
Straight Up! | Honest |
Sub | A loan |
sussed | found out |
sussies | a rare sight now - suspenders!! |
Ta, Wack | Thanks, I am most grateful |
tatty head! | you! Mostly to a lady |
tear arse | uncontrollable, tear arsing through the street! |
T'sarrahwell | Farewell |
Ta mate, do the same when I'm carryin | I will return the favour when I have money |
tanner-megger | small football, tennis ball like! |
thisavvay, disavvy | This afternoon |
termorrer, t'sermorrer | Tomorrow |
tizzie, gerrin' in a tizzie | over excited, getting in a tizzie |
Treesa | Theresa |
todd | alone, as in on me todd |
togger | footy, football, soccer |
took | spoken for, as in she's took (taken) |
two meg | One penny |
Tiddler | silver threepenny piece |
Two bob | 24 pence, two shillings, florin. Equivalent today of 10p |
Topshiner | Top Hat |
Togo | Sugar |
Tramstopper | Large slice of bread |
Toxteth Briefcase | Portable Stereo or Ghetto Blaster |
Ullo dur! | Greetings! Pleased to make your aquaintance |
Uz | I, me |
Yer, Yiz | You, Yours |
yer orl right but yer shit stinks | You are a nice enough person, up to a point |
Wack* (see emails below) | Sir, male. It comes from the gaelic mhac ( pronounced wack) which means 'son of'. Which eventually became Mc or Mac as part of a surname. More below. |
warryl | what will |
Wayo! | Just a minute! Hang on a mo! |
Wudden mind | Yes Please |
warra yer like? | Get away, really!, I am surprised! |
webs | The feet |
Wellie | To hit someone, give him a wellie! |
Wellie, welligogs (kids) | Rubber footwear of the boot variety |
Wensdee | Middle of the Week |
Worrel? | What will? |
We wuz playun' | We were playing |
wet nelly | weakling |
wid de corky | playing with a real cricket ball |
we 'ad a do lassnight | We had a party last night |
woollyback | not a scouser. Also means someone from the countryside, rural environment, eg: sheep! |
When Donnelly docked or when Dick docked | A long time ago; Donnelly referring to Irish immigration. Another hypothesis is that this is referring to the ship on the vane on top of St Nicks - eg: it docked there ages ago. The Donnelly was lost in the Bay. |
we wuz chuckin' alley-apples | throwing stones |
wingy | person with one arm |
Wanna gansey fer me lad | I want a jersey for my boy |
Whur wuz yer when I 'ad de coppers? | You have missed a drink |
Whur de play tick wid 'atchets | Dingle |
Whur bugs wear clogs | Bootle |
Wunce in evry Prestin guild | Very infrequently |
Yis | Yes |
Yockered | Spat out something a bit green! To spit |
Y'know like | meaningless interjection |
Yer wha? | Do I hear you correctly? |
Yer wanna | You ought to |
Yerl get no bevvy 'ere | Not a licensed premises |
Yistiddy | Yesterday |
Yer gorra cob on ? | You are in a bad mood |
yew an ooze ahmy | Threat received and reply is you and whose army - meaning it will take more than you mate. not specifically scouse but well used. |
Yews | You (plural) |
Yer a derty stopout | You're rather nocturnal in nature |
Your very ickey | You are rather dandified |
Yer doin' me 'ead in | You are making me extremely annoyed right now |
Yer gorrup like a pox doctors clerk | Your very overdressed, dressed like you are loaded (with money) |
Footnote to
Lewis' - Mar 2010 and the famous Lewis' store is about to vanish, forever. With
the massive redevelopment to move the city centre nearer to the river, all those
famous old building are about to go.
Lewis' is one of them. I presume the famous
statue will be kept somewhere? The statue was a famous meeting place.
'see ya under the statue' was famous in Liverpool.
The above words
are the main ones that have stood the test of time and date from early days to
the late 60s in the main. There are of course new ones all the time as in the
'shoebox' a rather
strange looking new (21st century) on the Pier Head and
the 'Lego 'ouse', a similar building. I think the architects were on something and
it wasn't valium!! So all werds are not 'ere but these are the main.
There is one
saying, more than a 'werd' which I came out with not so long back in Asda, of
all places. In these days of oversized women cramming themselves into lower
sized clothes, an overly large lady
was bending down to get something off the
lower shelf. 3/4 of her arse was showing. I exclaimed as I turned the corner,
"Jeez, I could park me bike in that!"
Liverpool
comic, Tom O'Connor once told a joke about the poor people of Liverpool. He was
a school teacher in Liverpool so understood the kids wonderfully.
Anyway
- A boy and his mam go into the butchers and she asks for some scraps, its for
the dog! Oh great! shouted the kid, we're gerrin' a dog!!
Selected Verses from
The Rubáiyát of Omar
Khayyãm
(The Rubber Yacht of Omer Kayam)
Gerrup der la! De knocker-up sleeps light;
Dawn taps yer winder, ends anudder night;
And Lo! The dog-eared moggies from next-door
Tear up the jigger fer an early fight.
Half-dreaming, half par’latic on me back;
0 Jeez. another day before yiz, Jack;
And groping for de ciggies by me bed
I sought de drag dat frees me from de rack.
De Wend’s just like dat pub in ‘Ackins ‘Ey,
De towels on de taps all bleedin’ day;
Yer time is up before a decent sup
Dat mingy Landlord, late, says: “On yer way”.
Many’s the fella dat I use’ter mug;
Ard cases who could bevvy by the jug.
Dey’ve cadged dere last latch-lifter out a me
And werms live jockey-bar inside dere lug.
So shun de Cokes and join me in de Pub;
But ‘urry, Life is short, aye dere’s the rub.
De Liver Bird’s already on de wing
And Time’s de one thing, mates, yer’ll never sub!
0 Thou who didst wid Threlfalls and wid gin
Allow us all to take life on de chin;
Are you de self-same unrelenting Sod
Who slips us all de final Mickey-Finn?
So come, me mates, and fill yer boots wid Beer;
You may be in Ford Cemetery next year;
Termorrer? Listen La, it never comes,
Let Fally drown yer sorrows, its de gear.
Poor Uncle Tom no longer bears de ‘od,
Unless ee’s still a brickie up wid God;
And Clayballs, Guardian of de Mystery
In Smithie lies, six feet below de sod!
Dey say dat pile a bricks in Calderstones
Was once a Druids doss-house full of thrones;
But dig at around where kids now sport and play
And all you’ll find’s discarded rags and bones.
Alas dat Rose should vanish with me mate
And leave them unpaid bevvies on de slate;
With all dem fag ends, soaked beyond repair
And all dem hours lost though minutes late.
And a lad I seldom went ter school;
Just bare-arsed round de streets of Liverpool.
lost all me coloured ollies down de grid
And skipped de leckies to de stick of Doom!
O Christ I’d pawn me heart in Rotherhams
And even swap de buses for
de trams
For a vintage butty spread wid Hartley’s Jam
Or a day at Blackler’s Grotto wid me Mam
O for a cob of chuck beneat de boughs
The Footy Echo an’ a pan of Scouse
A Black & Tan, and Maggie sweatin’ bricks
In Sevvies rough, dats paradise enough
De ref no question makes of rights or wrongs
Just makes de rules up as ‘e goes along.
And many a foul as penalized de weak
While many an offside rule supports de strong.
Life’s like a game of pitch ‘n toss
But youre de mug dats thrown up wid de boss
Its heads a penny, but de ‘ead is yours
Somehow you find dat every call’s a loss
When I was young half of me time was spent
Up jowlers playing ‘ookey wid de rent
Was always skint and found I use’ter go
Down de same jiggers as whereup I went
Dats put der top on ut!
http://www.pettitt.fsnet.co.uk/Dockers%20Nicnames.htm
Got this in an email from ped davis (March 2007) ........... a lady I work with is from Singapore - I heard her on the phone talking to friends speaking what she says is "singlish" - a kind of pigin / dialect. It sounded remarkably like scouse ...no lah, don do dat lah.. etc, with lots of use of the word la. She tells me lah is the way you say a particular chinese punctuation character which gives additional emphasis - a bit like an exclamation mark, but in chinese proper I don't think you actually say it (as we don't say 'exclamation mark'.) I had always thought la was short for lad but this has set me wondering, especially given Liverpools very old Chinese population and the huge trade with places like Singapore and elsewhere in the far east. Perhaps like Scouse itself the expression came out of the ships and the trade, but from a chinese source. Thanks to Paul Whitehead for the definition of "wack". However, Frank Cranny (Bootle lad) tells me this from Australia on the word 'wack': I had a lot of mates with the nickname wacker, they got their name because their name was Peter....why Peter....well as well as scouse, we were also fed another rich mans dish Pea soup which was also called peawack the upshot is we like to shorten and change names - Peter became P P became Pewack which bacame wack or wacker as any of my old mates Wacker Lynn Wacker Westhead etc etc etc would testify to. Frank Cranny ( Bootle boy livin in OZ) - pea wack is actually a soup! Got this from Canada May 2009: I left Bootle, in my late twenties, back in 1967, resided in Canada but travelled the world on business until retirement in '95 and have, since then, cruised my Grand Banks '42 Trawler about the waterways of the North American continent. My boat, the "Jawbone" is named for a pub on Litherland Road, Bootle whence I had my last pint before embarking on the old "Empress of Canada'. And now to get to the point: Of generations of immigrant Irish sea goers I was always given to believe that 'Wack' meant 'Share'. Seamen's rations were laid down by Statute but were communally vitaled through the galley. But the 'Famine Irish' seamen had no trust of the English and so went on ''The Wack". Once had, however, they did not know what to do with same so 'potted' the lot amongst themselves, 'The Wackers'. In that dollops of flour, in the absence of potatoes, entered the pot, becoming dumplings, the Scowegians, (former Vikings) saw it as 'Lobscous': Hence both 'Wacker' and 'Scouser' became commonly used term to describe sailors from Liverpool. In that Liverpool sailors chose to 'wack out' that was the term they favoured as opposed to 'scoucer' which they found to be derogatory. I have absolutley no research to back any of this up but it came to me by way of my maternal grandfather who rounded 'The Horn' under sail a number of times and had umpteen circumnavigations under his belt. (He also told me 'that ones skill increases proportionate to the demands of the boat' which I know to be absolute truth.) Then again: In Bootle, in the 40s, 50s and early 60s only people from other than Liverpool called us Scousers whereas we referred to ourselves as 'Wackers'. How do I know? I went to school in Crosby with the Woolbacks and listened, with boredom, to their feeble attempts at discrimination. In my 'dotage' I have no longer any desire to return again as I found that as I had changed so had my former home. I prefer my memories. K Patrick McCarthy. October 2009: I have been having an electronic discussion with Tony Bethel about the origins of the word 'jigger' as in back alley. There is an African word for sex called 'jig jig'. Sailors would, on returning home, take local lasses into the 'jiggers' for some 'jig jig'. Another expression I have myself heard was a word for some 'shady dealings' as in 'jiggery pokery'. "There is some jiggery pokery going on there, mark my words!" Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I have been told. Only yesterday I found a site called red kop, or something, that has copied an earlier form of this page out, word for word, description for description without asking me first. I know it was mine. Steve Duff tells me (Nov 09) that "I am constantly reminded that the original 'Woolybacks' are the dock workers of years gone by. Because their work was very manual, lifting & carrying things on their backs, they would wear a sheepskin on their backs to stop the skin chafing. Hence they were called 'Woolybacks'. From Dave Emmett - June 2010: Did you know that before the war they had women-only days, men-only days, and mixed-bathing days. If you went to the last, you had to wear a full bathing costume. Girls weren't allowed to see boys' chests!) And when we lived in The Dingle it was a day's outing to go the Cazzy. (Unless you were taken to Sevvy Park.) Thanks to Paul Cotter for a shed load of werds - most of which I have put in. Jo tells me (May 2015) that it is definitely a Norwegian origin for the dish, Scouse. And came with the Vikings! I very much doubt that as Liverpool did not exist back then, and was but a tiny fishing hamlet until the 18th C. Anyway, so many variations, so many 'facts'. The fact that it arrived as a dish on board sailing ships is the most accepted fact, and probably the correct one. Over the river, on Wirral, the area was deeply forested with small hamlets. The Vikings did settle there but were driven out, to Ireland, by the Saxons at the Battle of Brunanburh. December 2016: Another email on the origins of 'wack'. "Wackers are born and bred in Birkenhead, strong in the arm, thick in the head. (the latter description comes from Yorkshire - mk) I was told the term came from shipbuilders at Cammell Lairds when rivets were used. 'Aye La, whack this in'. Whackers became wackers - most of the workforce were employed by Cammell Lairds." The term wackers could well be correct, and sounds right, but the saying mentioned above was defo originally from Yorkshire.
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